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My name is Jake. I play electric and acoustic guitar in my free time. I started playing guitar last year in the summer and i have played with a band and performed on stage a couple of times. I also have a cat. Her name is mi ngo whic h is short for flamingo because when we got her she always would stop and stand on three legs. she is also an indoor only cat and is very important to me. Another activity i sometimes do is running. At my house we have a treadmill and around march i start training for the Times Colonist 10K r un.S o for i have run it 3 times with my best time being about an hour and a half. Hopefully this year i can beat my old time. Some other things i like are: pizza (like everyone else on the planet), going on vacation (because its relaxing), and finally i enjoy sitting in the sun. My 2 major dislikes are: sailing (i just hate it) and wasps (i swear they are evil). Those are some of the cool things i think you should know about me

Thanks for your response Jake. Watch out for basic syntax errors such as capitalization and punctuation. 5/6

a song i mixed on garageband

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Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

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